Thursday, April 19, 2018

Andrew McCabe is Innocent: RETURN OF THE CLONE SNATCHERS!!!

What do you mean Senator that you saw me coming
when I was going?

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

The Lame Cherry believes it has come upon the answers and conclusion in the Russian Dossier which is both plausible and thee only explanation left as Andrew McCabe states that both the Inspector General and James Comey are lying about his being a leaker.

Neither Mr. Comey nor the OIG is infallible, and in this case neither of them has it right,” McCabe’s lawyer said Wednesday.

Not to besmirch a college educated professional attorney nor Mr. McCabe for hiring him, but should it not be ARE and not IS in Neither Mr. Comey nor the OIG are infallible..............

Perhaps that thing goes on in DC courts in liberal Judges like it when attorneys address them with:

Your Honor, my client are innocent and pleads with there court an innocent by reason of impersonation......

Sorry got to the punchline in this, but the Lame Cherry demands from Attorney General Jeff Sessions that he appoint a THIRD SPECIAL COUNSEL to investigate the impersonation of Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, Rod  Rosenstein and James Comey, as it is obvious these honest people are not lying, but that someone, like a clone or a shapeshifter is impersonating them.

This is based on the mystery of Birther Hussein, who is not the same guy from 2008. His hands have changed from the beginning, his ears are different his mole on his nose disappears, his head shape changes and he is still prancing around when after all of this, including a personality shift after June 2013 which pointed to Birther went to that great chicken entree cold storage below Penn Avenue, that someone replaced Barack Hussein Obama.

With that fact proven, it seems logical now that there are numbers of these shapeshifters impersonating all of these criminals.

I move that the 3rdSP, immediately subpoenas all the spouses and sexual partners of  the above and start asking them the bedroom questions like, "Have you noticed that they actually got better in bed?"

These questions would reveal so very much for Andrew McCabe's innocence.


Well yes Andrew liked me calling him Andy
when his penis started getting bigger, but I thought
it was from my using lubriderm

"Mrs. McCabe, when did you first notice that your husband's penis seemed to be filling you completely?"

"Mrs. McCabe, Jill,  did you not think it was odd when your husband told you that it was due to the Wiley Coyote ACME Industries penis enhancer pump and expander when no such charges appeared on your credit card?"

"Jill, did you not think it odd that your husband actually mentioned how tight you were after two children and assorted dildos the size of elephant tusks?"

"Jill, did you not find it odd that your husband had immense stamina in returning after he just left for work, and making love for hours, then finding you for a nooner and an afternooner at the hospital, and then acting like he had no idea what you were talking about in all that sex after you brought it up?"

 Why always blame me, why not blame the clams?

Yes the tightness of a woman and the size of a man, can not be easily duplicated and when we find a pattern in that, Andrew McCabe, like James Comey, like the IG, like Peter Strzok, like Lisa Page all had spouses noticing how strange their spouses were acting and feeling as it was like they were a completely different person.

This can be the only reasonable explanation, as Andrew McCabe did tell the clone James Comey everything about leaking, but the real James Comey was out for a hot but or tub lunch with Robert Mueller, so the real James Comey, knew nothing about the meeting and the details, and is the one who ordered the investigation into Andrew McCabe.

Andrew McCabe obviously was out examining Hillary Clinton evidence when his clone was  up on Capitol Hill lying to Congress. The real McCabe was enforcing the law, while the clone McCabe was breaking the law in a devious deep state plan to destroy these wonderfully dedicated and honest people.

Who could be behind such a sinister plan?

There seems to be only one person who keeps calling attention to himself and would have the assets, having already utilized them with Obama went chicken entree in 2013 AD in the year  of our Lord and that would be John Brennan.

Yes he looks like a  007 Ian Flemming mastermind villain of this evil plan. And that James Clapper looks like a Mini Me henchman if one ever came down the pike.

 Senator that would be on a need to clone basis.

Yes who has been guiding this but John Brennan, but was Brennan a fall guy for the real culprit in Theresa May, whose MI6 labs at Tavistock, took secret German medical advancements and they are the ones behind all of these evil clones being flown in on diplomatic flights as Mr. X, Y, Z, W and Miss Pussy, who were unleashed on Washington DC in a plan to undo the failings of King George in the reannexation of America as a fitting legacy of Queen Elizabeth for Charles.

Remember what Sherlock Holmes told us, in eliminate the improbable and what remains, no matter who impossible is the answer. The answer has to be that clones are manifesting and impersonating all of these honest people, as they assure us they are holier than Jesus a  can never tell a lie.  So what remains are the clones.

The SC3 will of course including the sexual examinations of the spouses of these victims, will have court ordered CAT scans of all of the above, to search for comparisons to root out these imposters, and yes, discover what kind of brainwashing the victims have undergone in their not noticing there were two of them......or perhaps under questioning Lisa Page will  remember......


We always get the blame for humans seeing things

I was just adjusting my tampon in the bathroom after my shower when I looked up in the mirror and noticed how centerfold sexy I was looking, and then I remembered, "I DON'T HAVE A MIRROR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BATHROOM THAT IS 3D!!!!
Startled, I blinked, rubbed my eyes, somehow the light went off with a click and when I turned it back on, there was no one there but me, and the wet footprints facing me. I shook my head and thought maybe I was suffering from some kind of toxic shock seafood reaction as Peter had eaten shellfish the night before and I thought perhaps it was a semen seafood exposure....but now I think it was really a clone who was impersonating me, as I could never lie or commit adultery......."

With that crucial insight, the Lame Cherry has laid the case out for a 3rd Special Counsel and for an investigation based on Andrew McCabe's word that he did not lie and everyone else is a liar, while they all say they are telling the truth and everyone else is lying. That leaves only the clones.


It's Andrew McCabe's Clone!!!
I can tell by the slightly larger penis not due to
rubbing on lubriderm!!!

Yes, this is Return of the Clone Snatchers.


 Say didn't I see you in Star Trek.......
or did I?

Nuff Said



What is America

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

This headline was mocked and laughed at from the Syrian Government, but what does it really mean in the end of the US empire, when every war and murderous action the United States has been engaged in from Kosovo, Panama, Gulf War I, Gulf War II to the Obama wars, all have one purpose in common and that is keeping the petro dollar in control of the world, and the propaganda was just a backdrop to hide the real cartel wagging of the American dog.

Senior Assad Aide: Airstrikes in Syria Mark End of U.S. Empire

According to this version, the US launched 105 missiles at the alleged “chemical weapons” facilities of the Assad government.
  • 76 missiles – “Barzah Research and Development Center”
  • 22 missiles – “Him Shinshar Chemical Weapons Storage Site”
  • 7 missiles – “Him Shinshar CW Bunker”

Then there is the Russian version which was more detailed.

 The US-led strike was aimed at the following targets:

    Four missiles were launched at the area of the Damascus International Airport. All these missiles were intercepted.
    12 missiles were launched at the Al-Dumayr Military Airport. All these missiles were intercepted.
    18 missiles were launched  at the Baly Military Airport. All these missiles were intercepted.
    12 missiles were launched at the Shayarat Military Airport. All these missiles were intercepted.
    9 missiles were launched  at the Mezzeh Military Airport. Five of them were intercepted.
    16 missiles were launched at the Homs Military Airport. 13 of them were intercepted.
    30 missiles were launched at targets in the areas of Barzah and Jaramani. Seven missiles were intercepted.

The United States in reality is a debtor nation of 21 trillion dollars at least, with over 100 trillion dollars in leverage debt.

Her people are impoverished in the rich poor gap.

The people do not trust the government and are more responsive to Vladimir Putin of Moscow.

The coup against Donald Trump proves a deep state works against the people and the elections.

The American People in the White race are being waged genocide war against and the Black race is being cropped by Planned Parenthood. Both will be replaced in 30 years with a Jesuit Muslim order of tan skins.

America has little manufacturing.

America no longer has a White population capable or willing to fight in cartel wars.

American resources are pumped for the few by economically raping the many.

The fact is the United States will be a melding of Iraq and Venezuela by the next generation incapable of fighting a war or producing an economy.

In that the United States does not have an economy.

So we are left with US silly claim that it destroyed the Syrian chemical weapons program, which it did not have and does not need, and result being that the Pentagon opened the door for Russia’s moving S-300s  into Syria, with virtual US permission, as it claims the Syrians have zero air defense.

So in reviewing the reality of Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama wars, and the crumbled societal framework of replacing Christianity with sodomy, the United States is in an epic decline. All the Americans have is a technology gap and technology is a beast that is expensive and wears out fast in nuclear radation. The point in this is, the Asian hordes have the numbered feet to absorb all US mass destruction weapons, cripple the United States with said nuclear weapons and in the mushroom clouds, emerge to gain victory over America.

This is Chinese policy which Mr. Trump chocolate cake worships. The Chincom have assessed that they do not desire a nuclear war with America, as it would be of greater benefit to encase America behind her walls, let her be outbred by her tan skinned invaders, and then annex North and South America for the Asian to repopulate.

There are four breeder peoples in this world. Asian Mongoloid, Latin Mongoloid, Muslim Semite and African Negroid. The Negroid has zero chance of dominance or survival in contrast to the Mongoloid. The Muslim Semite is incapable of production, instead manifesting violence. That leaves the Mongoloid to overtake and rule.
The Russian Slavic is not a breeder, is incapable of the marshaling of forces to leave nothing but a scorched earth wet spot in China or America, so the sons of Japheth will be overtaken  too as while Vladimir Putin has  admirably led Russia, Russia does not have the the resources to obliterate the entire Asian mass, and would kill themselves in the process.

That is the assessment of this as this blog proved by General McKenzie's own words that he lied and the US missiles were not immune to being destroyed by the Russian counter measures.  That is the best America had, used in a surprise attack and in the end America without her expensive  technology is just another Atlantis race vanishing into legend.

The end of the US empire is the same cancer which Rome was eaten by, as it persecuted Christians as a scapegoat and bribed the swarthy class who at the empire from within and shit it out in the rubble.

The United States currently has one theory which exudes weakness and that is America threatens a number of shadowy figures, rises up in sneak attacks as her weapons are inferior to counter measures and then assures everyone this is civilized behavior.

DHS chief issues stern warning to Russia, others on election meddling, cyberattacks

Nuff Said



It is time for Joaquin Phoenix to Pyongyang

Joaquin Phoenix

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

For the sake of the nuclear disarmament of North Korea and the Korean peninsula, the Lame Cherry believes that this should not be left to Donald Trump alone, but instead should fall to the only man alive capable of carrying out this mission, in the greatest star ever, yes Joaquin Phoenix.

You remember that Richard Harris line in Unforgiven, when he said that no one could ever shoot British Royalty as they were so grand and majestic, that the hand would quiver, the mouth would go dry, that the mere presence of them would could anyone to shrink? Well that is Joaquin Phoenix in all shrink in his presence in the greatness of being Joaquin Phoenix.


I can not help that I am great. It is just a fact of being me.

We  know that Kim Jong Un basks in the celebrity of the immense presense of Dennis Rodman, but that is nothing compared to what Kim Jong Un would do in the presence of Joaquin Phoenix.  I  dare  say that if Mr. Phoenix appeared in this summit that Kim Jong Un would not only disarm North Korea, but give his beautiful sister in marriage to Joaquin Phoenix, provide him the keys to the secret passage of Peking's Forbidden City, and before the wedding nuptuals were complete, Joaquin Pheonix would be leader of all Asia, as being the greatest actor ever, all would simply become weak kneed and bow in his presence in submission.

It is time to send in Joaquin as he is the A Team

Kim Jong Un, the greatest leader in Asia is a natural mix with Joaquin Phoenix the greatest person ever. They are a natural meld of all things cool and all things manly. They put the macho in machismo and Gangnum in style.

I always try to emulate Joaquin Phoenix

For this reason in the security of the free and gulag world which no one can figure out what America is anymore. the world must demand that Joaquin Phoenix arise to this mission for it's complete success.

Joaquin Phoenix is the Gorbachev and Reagan of our age. He is both great men and with Kim Jong Un will save the world.

You don't have to thank me as no one ever could


Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Herbert's Named Prick

 Who Grins at a son's funeral?

Superior residents Sue Vrooman, left, and Bruce Vrooman, right, pose with Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster July 25, 2008, during funeral services for their son, Staff Sgt. Jeremy Vrooman, who was killed while serving in Iraq. McMaster, President Donald Trump’s new national security advisor, served with Staff Sgt. Vrooman in Germany and Colorado. His parents said they still keep in touch with McMaster through email. Submitted photo

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Would most you define John McCain as a prick?

Most probably would, and most would note that pricks hang around together, pricks who wanted to blame others for their life failures in Vietnam like John McCain who championed another prick named Herbert McMaster.

Stay with this for a moment as this quote about McMaster in Iraq and being a favorite pet of George W. Bush whose family are as caustic as McMaster and McCain explains where this post is going.

Despite public praise from President George W. Bush, McMaster was twice passed over for promotion to one-star general upon returning from Iraq. To Zelikow, the Army’s failure to elevate one of its smartest officers was a sign of anti-intellectualism in the ranks and “very serious institutional rot.”
“Iraq was not the Army’s finest hour,” he said.
Others in the Army said that the decision reflected McMaster’s impatience with underperforming subordinates, his temper and his tendency to clash with superiors.
Yes Hebert McMaster jr. was a prick.

This now shifts to Lt. Colonel Herbert McMaster sr. who recently died in a geezer home where he was left by his son, and family, and that death is now under police investigation.

These are the details:

The Philadelphia police homicide unit, the Philadelphia district attorney, the attorney general’s office, and the health department are all now reportedly investigating allegations he was left to die in a chair after falling down and hitting his head. Members of staff at the retirement home also reportedly told McMaster’s family that certain documents relating to his death were falsified.

So this 84 year old boy, fell down, cracked his skull so it bruised the brain, swelled up and he stroked out as the swelled brain compressed the stem and shut down the lung and heart functions.

So let us replay this........

You got an old military man whose son is a prick, chances are he is a caustic prick too as that is where junior learned to be a prick like John McCain liked. So he treated the staff at the geezer home like they were all gooks from the war in abusing them. The dreaded having to deal with him as he was probably a big strong old duff yet, and when he fell down, the staff hoisted him into a chair, and no one bothered to check on him as no one liked him. See if he had treated the staff well, if junior had been a constant fixture there in appreciating the staff, they would have made time to repeatedly check on senior. Instead they left him in a chair and were glad he was quiet.
In that time he died.
The management discovers the old duff is dead and has an OH SHIT moment as the staff probably reported the fall and no one did anything as no one cared as no one cared about them. Knowing they had the NSA terrorist Hebert McMaster junior about to send  them to Gitmo, they changed the records and wanted it all to go away as just an accident, but it did not, as someone started poking around as junior wanted to know why his old man died as junior felt guilty.

That probably explains all of the above and what was taking place, and now some overworked and under appreciated people are about to have their lives destroyed, because of a bunch of pricks.

See when my Mom was in hospital, someone did abuse her in they threw her into bed one night with a broken hip, as she had "disturbed" the attendant at 2 AM which was the attendants job. She was removed, but we made sure all the staff was thanked, we bought candy for them, and I even baked rolls for the rehab staff, and everyone was smiles around Mom.

See if you are not a prick, people tend to take care of you in shitty jobs, because they know you are watching and that you reward them. Herbert and Herbert were rich men, but they never showed the most important people in their lives any appreciation. So  when someone got into trouble, he died, instead of an alert going out, and staff their thinking, if he would only die, we could get someone into that room who was not a prick.

Nuff Said



Syrian Chemical Weapon Theater for American Nuclear War

James Le Mesurier

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

Do you remember under a week ago when the Lame Cherry posted that who was behind the "fake chemical weapon attack in Syria" was British MI6, the same Christopher Steele MI6 with Theresa May spying on Donald Trump, the same Theresa May who got Rex Tillerson fired for trying to goad the United States into blaming Russia for another fake chemical weapon attack on Russian traitors in England? The same Theresa May who led President Donald Trump to bomb Syria a second time for Greater Tel Aviv?

Well, meet the Christopher Steele fraud in this episode in British Intelligence Officer who has George Soros as his Netflix propaganda and publicity agent, in James Le Mesurier, who has been spending your money as American taxpayers to set up a HUMANITARIAN TERRORIST INTELLIGENCE NETWORK in Syria, termed the WHITE HELMETS.
Few in Syria have ever heard of this espionage group who claim to be search and rescue, but the fact is Syria has a real search and rescue which does save lives.

 the real Syria Civil Defence, who are Syria’s real ICDO certified civil fire and rescue organisation,

White Helmets ‘Team’ Photo: Screenshot from recent Soros funded, Netflix promotional documentary.

The head of the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons in Alexander Shulgan released this statement confirming what this blog exclusively published in MI6 was behind the staged attack in Syria which Donald Trump almost started nuclear world war over.

"Therefore, we have not just a "high degree of confidence," as our Western partners claim, but we have incontrovertible evidence that there was no incident on April 7 in Douma and that all this was a planned provocation by the British intelligence services, probably, with the participation of their senior allies from Washington with the aim of misleading the international community and justifying aggression against Syria," he stated. -Sputnik

Who are these White Helmets? The organization verified by Snopes, a duo of fat old liberals who never get off their couch in America?
They are a well funded group whose members STAGED FAKE VIDEOS and was busy covering up the war crimes of mutilating of Syrian Soldiers bodies by burying the corpses, all ran out of the Obama White House as this blog first posted.

In November 2016, the Revolutionaries of Syria Media Office, a Syrian media organisation, published a video showing two White Helmet volunteers performing a staged rescue operation for the Mannequin Challenge meme. The organisation apologised for their volunteers' error of judgement and said it had not shared the recording on their official channels.
In June 2017, a member of the White Helmets was suspended indefinitely after he was discovered to have assisted armed militants in the burial of mutilated corpses of soldiers belonging to pro-government forces

The basis of the White Helmets if the May Day Rescue Foundation which created all through the Middle East a British espionage network under the cover of humanitarian aid.

May Day Rescue Foundation

It was established by James Le Mesurier, a former British Army officer and United Nations staff member, in 2014, and currently operates primarily in the Middle East through offices in Turkey and Jordan
 The funding for the White Helmets is the New World Order in basically the Dutch, Americans and British. I repeat in this that these nations just bombed Syria on evidence supplied by a group which covers up war crimes and staged fake propaganda.

The White Helmets receives charitable funding from the United States, the United Kingdom, and other western governments. Initially the United Kingdom Foreign and Commonwealth Office was the largest single source of funding through Mayday Rescue Foundation. As of 2016, SCD state they are also partly funded through Chemonics, a U.S. based private international development company. Funders now include the Canadian government Peace and Stabilization Operations Program, the Danish government,  the German government, the Japan International Cooperation Agency, the Netherlands Ministry of Foreign Affairs.[62][63] the New Zealand Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) and the United Kingdom Conflict, Stability and Security Fund (CSSF). USAID have contributed at least $23 million from 2013 to March 2016.  The British government had provided £15 million of funding between 2012 and November 2015, increased to £32 million by October 2016

Chemonics mentioned above is part of the Clinton money laundering campaign of Haiti. This NGO embezzles money and it simply disappears. This is the plug in of charities for terrorism in the West and direct assistance by the British and Americans for the "good terrorists" who murdered hundreds of thousands of Syrians.


In 2012 Chemonics came under scrutiny by the OIG for their work in Haiti after the 2010 earthquake. Chemonics was the largest single recipient of post-earthquake funds from USAID, receiving over $196 million in contracts many of which were "no-bid."
Audits specifically cited Chemonics lack of a comprehensive monitoring and evaluation plan and that "some of the performance indicators Chemonics developed were not well-defined." Chemonics also spent more than 75% of program budgets on material and equipment when an expenditure of only 30% was planned

Chemonics is most interesting in they hate Black People in they refuse to hire them.

In 2016, A Department of Labor investigation into Chemonics’ hiring practices found that the group discriminated against applicants based on race while trying to fill entry-level positions. According to the Guardian, none of the 124 Black Americans who applied for the jobs in Chemonic International’s regional business units were hired. Chemonics agreed to pay $482,243 to job applicants who were subjected to racial discrimination in the company’s hiring process, the Guardian reported.

 This is who is pumping money into Le Mesurier's MI6 Operation in Syria and if one rubs the dust cover off of Le Mesurier what appears is the mercenary covert operations which merged with the notorious Black Water, none other than Donald Trump's  confidant in Eric Prince who ran that CIA off book operation.

Prior to his founding of the White Helmets, Le Mesurier served as Vice President for Special Projects at the Olive Group, a private mercenary organization that has since merged with Blackwater-Academi into what is now known as Constellis Holdings. Then, in 2008, Le Mesurier left the Olive Group after he was appointed to the position of Principal at Good Harbor Consulting, chaired by Richard A. Clarke – a veteran of the U.S. national security establishment and the counter-terrorism “czar” under the Bush and Clinton administrations.

The White Helmets claim they are not connected to any terror groups, but they were burying bodies of mutilated Syrians which terrorists had murdered and the essence of Blackwater has been off book funded terrorism which the CIA could not become involved with.

They claim they are nottied to any political group in Syria, or anywhere else”, yet they are embedded with Al Nusra Front, ISIS and affiliated with the majority of US allied terrorist brigades infesting Syria

This is who provided the fake evidence which Donald Trump, Macron and May all cited as proof of a chemical weapon's attack in Syria. For the record, the official, OPCW, had not even deployed to the areas, so there could not be any evidence.

The nine-member OPCW mission people has yet to deploy to the city of Douma according to the organization's Chief, citing pending security issues.
"The Team has not yet deployed to Douma. The Syrian and the Russian officials who participated in the preparatory meetings in Damascus have informed the FFM Team that there were still pending security issues to be worked out before any deployment could take place. In the meantime the Team was offered by the Syrian authorities that they could interview 22 witnesses who could be brought to Damascus," OPCW Director-General Ahmet Uzumcu said as quoted by the organization.

The Russians are correct in this in pointing the finger at MI6 and the British as this is their operation. For a reality check in this, the White Helmets has millions of dollars and an army of "volunteers" who are all assisting ISIS and al Qaeda. So you understand the point, the volunteers are ISIS and al Qaeda in where numbers of them disappeared into, and the same criminals who staged the previous fake chemical weapon's attacks, created this latest chemical weapon's attack which just destroyed American and Russian relations and moved America into the next world war.

 If Donald Trump is innocent in this, he is believing the same Pissgate File which image Obama disseminated all through the US regime in the hands of Andrew McCabe, James Comey and John Brennan. Donald Trump is engaged in the exact same fake intelligence with even worse consequences.

It is time President Trump begin questioning his sources of misinformation as he is trusting ISIS, al Qaeda an the same MI6 which manufactured the Pissgate dossier.

That is the reality of the Syrian Chemical Weapon Theater.

Nuff Said


When Chappaquiddick was Teddy Kennedy's Long Way Home

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I am not a Mark Steyn learning history from watching Irish remakes of Teddy Kennedy's celebration of walking on the moon by getting involved in the destruction of his political career at Chappaquiddick.

For those who are unfamiliar or do not care, a Bobby Kennedy volunteer died that night in drowning in Teddy Kennedy's mother's car and Teddy did not report the incident as he apparently lost his mind thinking the woman somehow got out of the car as he did.

In reading the following time line on Wiki, what struck me as an investigator was what this all looked like and the Lame Cherry will do a short run on this and not make a long story of it.

Kennedy left a party he was hosting for young women at 11:15 pm. Kennedy said they were going back to their rooms  via the ferry. The woman did not tell anyone she was leaving and left her purse and keys.
That means that Kopechne intended to return.

An hour later, police officer Christopher Look noted this car having been on the cemetery road. The officer thought the couple was lost and approached the car. The car sped away on the Dike Road which was a dirt road compared to the other road.

An hour had elapsed, Kennedy was well aware of the routes, and Kopechne had been over this route. In forensic psychology, Teddy Kennedy asked Kopechne to accompany him for sex, hence the isolated location and the speeding away from the officer.
As Kennedy approached the bridge, he braked and then drove off the bridge. Again the psychology of this points to that Teddy Kennedy was driving around in his mum's car, and Kopechne was giving him a lengthy oral sex treatment.
It is concluded that Kennedy was distracted by the oral abilities of  Kopechne just before the bridge or he came as he went over the bridge, and this distraction caused him to drive off the bridge.
The car rolled as it hit the water. It will be assumed that Kopechne was stunned at impact and perhaps was drinking, and she died there.
No information is available if Kennedy opened the door to escape or went out a window. If he opened the door then he would have let the oxygen out and Kopechne would have drown immediately.

The psychology of this is, Teddy Kennedy's first and last impulse was to save himself, as he abandoned the car twice.

The above would fit with the cover up, Kennedy's actions, his losing it in the vain hope she was still alive and escaped the car, and considered reporting that Kopechne was driving the car alone, as this was about driving around in his mother's car and getting a blow job for over an hour.

The Wiki accounts.

Kennedy leaves the party.

Kennedy testified that he left the party at "approximately 11:15 p.m." When he announced that he was about to leave, Kopechne told him "that she was desirous of leaving, if I would be kind enough to drop her back at her hotel." Kennedy then requested the keys to his mother's car from his chauffeur, Crimmins. Asked why he did not have his chauffeur drive them both, Kennedy explained that Crimmins and some other guests "were concluding their meal, enjoying the fellowship and it didn't appear to be necessary to require him to bring me back to Edgartown." Kopechne told no one that she was leaving with Kennedy, and left her purse and hotel key at the party.

Kennedy spotted in a remote location.


1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88
Deputy Sheriff Christopher "Huck" Look was working that night as a special police officer at the Edgartown regatta dance. At 12:30 a.m., Look left the dance, crossed over to Chappaquiddick in the yacht club's launch boat, got into his parked car, and drove toward his home, which was south of the Dike Bridge. He testified that between 12:30 and 12:45 a.m., he saw a dark car approaching the intersection of Dike Road. The car was driven by a man with a female passenger in the front seat. The car first drove onto the private Cemetery Road and stopped there. Thinking the occupants of the car might be lost, Look got out of his car and walked towards the other vehicle. When he was 25 to 30 feet (7.5 to 9 m) away, the car started backing towards him. When Look called out to offer his help, the car moved quickly eastward, towards the ocean, along Dike Road, leaving a cloud of dust

Kennedy crashes the car.

According to Kennedy's inquest testimony, he made a wrong turn onto Dike Road, which was an unlit dirt road that led eastward to Dike Bridge (also spelled Dyke Bridge). Dike Road was unpaved, but Kennedy, driving at "approximately twenty miles an hour [32 km/h]", took "no particular notice" of that fact, and did not realize that he was no longer headed toward the ferry landing.


Dike Bridge (41.3734°N 70.4536°W) was a wooden structure that at the time was not protected by a guardrail and was angled obliquely to the road. A fraction of a second before he reached the bridge, Kennedy applied his brakes and then drove over the south edge of the bridge. The car plunged into tide-swept Poucha Pond (there is a channel) and came to rest, upside down, underwater. Kennedy later stated that he was able to swim free of the vehicle, but Kopechne was not.

Kennedy begins cover up.

According to Kennedy's testimony, Gargan and the party co-host Paul Markham returned to the waterway with him to try to rescue Kopechne. Both of the other men also tried multiple times to dive into the water to rescue Kopechne. Kennedy testified that their efforts to rescue Kopechne failed, and Gargan and Markham drove with him to the ferry landing. Both men insisted multiple times that the crash had to be reported to the authorities. According to Markham's testimony, Kennedy was sobbing and on the verge of becoming crazed

Kennedy manages cover up.

Back at his hotel, Kennedy complained at 2:55 a.m. to the hotel owner that he had been awakened by a noisy party. By 7:30 a.m., he was talking "casually" to the winner of the previous day's sailing race and gave no indication that anything was amiss. At 8:00 a.m., Gargan and Markham joined Kennedy at his hotel where they had a "heated conversation." According to Kennedy's testimony, the two men asked why he had not reported the crash. Kennedy responded by telling them "about my own thoughts and feelings as I swam across that channel... that somehow when they arrived in the morning that they were going to say that Mary Jo was still alive." The three men subsequently crossed back to Chappaquiddick Island on the ferry, where Kennedy made a series of telephone calls from a pay telephone near the ferry crossing. He made the phone calls to his friends for advice. Again, Kennedy did not report the crash to authorities


The Sasquatch Killer

Try to draw blood through this you wild son of a bitch!!!

As another Lame Cherry exclusive in matter anti matter.

I was just checking my blood stained bandages as I decided to post this.........

Oh you do not know about the epic battle of January 16?

Well children, pull up a Mercedes and put the smart phone on mute, as this is a tale for the ages, as it all began on a 10 below zero morning in the brier patch as I was up late and doing chores as efficiently as possible, which meant while the cows drank, instead of standing around in the cold, I go off and do things like burn trash.

See for you civilized folk, rural folk burn things. There is great catharsis in flames and we have lots of things to burn from bail wrappings, to paper towels, to murderous owls to whatever happens to be around that you ask yourself, "I wonder if this chit will burn", so you toss her onto the pile.

So I got the trash out, and made the second carry in the kitchen, not paying attention when I felt this swipe at my glove and it hurt. It was the Puntz on Mom's chair, and I did not pay much attention as I thought it was more play, so I brushed her off and continued on, and next thing I knew I had a cat fight ambush on my back leg.
Now mind you I look like a walking heap or heapette being a popular girl. That means brown duck coveralls so I do not freeze to death, big clomper boots that some dead guy had.....some dead guy had these coveralls and my hooded sweatshirt that says some seed dealer logo on it, and under it are layers, including blue jeans.

That cat ripped the hell out of me. She does not like like hulk coveralls due to the reality that other cats outside like being petted and the Puntz is not into any of that. One whiff of other kitty and it is spritzing the shoes with urine or she dragged these coveralls down a few weeks ago and unloaded what must have been a load of piss she had saved up as it was rank and could have floated Noah's boat.

So the Puntz hates other cats, and hates something worse in big banging things that smell like other cats, whether dying baby calves or me. She has gone cat call and pounded me a few times, but just on the boots, so no harm is done. This time she went through three layers of heavy canvas and I knew she did damage as it hurt, stung and I was bleeding.
Of course I chased her with the broom and that is when the epic battle erupted in her screaming at me in rage, my backing her off, and a big broom puss cat fight, and me needing to get outside and the Puntz chasing me for another round of bloodletting.
This cat is a tailless cat and by that she has about 10% civil domesticated in her, and 90% hell for leather deep woods killer in her. She will not harm a damned vole so I have to trap them, but put me into hulkster clothes and she would have tore my leg off for sport as the Puntz has no fear for the big cats as she is the legendary Sword Fang Cat I so I suppose it is my fault she is death to things that move.

I remember this cute little gremlin looking thing in my one hand, batting at me, wild eyed and looking rabid, and the falling asleep in the next bat. She was cute. I never dreamed this would turn into the savage cat which tried to eat me this morning.

To end this TL pointed the TL finger at the Puntz and mouthed NO, and the Puntz retreated to Mom's bedroom.

Puntz has been having a hard time of it as she got cat food poisoned in September and has been losing hair due to allergies. I state this as she did this damage not running on full tilt. Probably would have ripped a femoral artery out otherwise.

So I got this burning leg, doing chores and finish up, as I am literally contemplating shooting this cat as I can not have something this wild around, but I feed her some bacon, after she hissed at me and I chased her off with a pair of pants I have on the couch as she tries to tear holes in the couch......and I check it and have three major slashes to the meat.
The cold has congealed the blood so I am good, but still nurse it off with alcohol and bandage up as it is deep and it burns for about two hours more.

As all this is taking place I have decided that I am safe from big foot. Big foot comes up in conversations here as George Noury always has that stuff on and I always tell TL when we hear something that it is probably big foot. The reason I am safe from big foot is the Puntz will kill that son of a bitch as the Puntz hates large sized objects anywhere near her. So I have a big foot killer, a sasquatch slayer, an abominable annihilator in the Puntz.

Most people have watch dogs, but I have a watch cat who kills big foots. Oddest thing about this cat is her eyes narrow when she watches birds, but when she watches me and goes gonzo her eyes get huge and wild like a flaming fire and then she comes. She is like a ghost wind in she is not there and then she is there and the first I notice is a playful claw hooking me in the hand.

It is the life of the brier patch. It is of necessity that I have a big foot killer on the premises, as one never knows when those damned trans dimensional rejects will appear and it requires a Sword Fang Cat to slaughter a host of them.
I figure if I get a few, I can smoke them on the trash pile and have a real supply of succulent meat. Maybe I will sell it on Amazon as Lame Cherry Big Foot Jerky..........
Just doing the math in my head.......400 pounds on the wet.....probably 180 in the boned out section.............four big foots would be 720 pounds wet..........360 pounds dry.......I need 500,000 dollars, so that is like 1388.88 cents repeating per stick. Yeah them Orientals out of China would pay that, probably take the whole lot out for cash like they do them bloody deer antlers. Probably lots of erection power in that big foot jerky, just enough to repopulate China after the big aborticide commie plan on babies.

I digress, but now that I am ready for it all, in the Puntz will protect me and I will have market for it all, and by that time my wounds will probably be healed as not many people have a body full of Sword Fang Cat scars to show off, as who needs tattoos when you got a sasquatch killer on the loose.

Nuff Said